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Each month, we like to pit the brainpower of our current poster model against that of a top rider. This month, the lovely Erica Nagashima faces off against Star Racing’s Kyle Cunningham.
WHAT DOES EFI STAND FOR?
ERICA: Engine Fuel Ignition?
KYLE: Electronic Fuel Injection, bro!
ADVANTAGE: Kyle, but Erica sounded a lot sexier as she guessed.
WHAT IS A FACIAL?
ERICA: Oh, that’s a terrible question! [Laughs] I’ve never actually had one, but they put stuff on your face and clean it up.
KYLE: The green mask for your skin!
ADVANTAGE: Tie. Uh, Erica? We’d like to help you out...
KYLE: A-M-A-T... you stumped me on that one. That’s bad!
ADVANTAGE: Erica, who is a self-proclaimed “good speller.”
WHAT ARE THE THREE PRIMARY COLORS?
ERICA: Yellow, red, and blue?
KYLE: Your guess is as good as mine!
ADVANTAGE: Erica, who is a lovely combination of yellow and white.
WHAT IS THE LARGEST COUNTRY IN SOUTH AMERICA?
ERICA: Brazil! Where they invented thong bikini bottoms [laughs].
KYLE: Dude, I don’t pay attention to that stuff. Brazil?
ADVANTAGE: Tie, but Erica gets a brownie point for her extra trivia.
NAME THE SMALLEST STATE IN THE USA.
ERICA: Population or size? Rhode Island.
KYLE: Massachusetts or something like that?
ADVANTAGE: Erica, who has proven to be such a smarty.
BESIDES GASOLINE, WHAT DOES A HYBRID CAR RUN ON?
KYLE: Don’t those run on solar? Just kidding! Electricity, bro. Come on.
ADVANTAGE: Tie. Electric personalities here...
WHO IS ON A 10-DOLLAR BILL?
ERICA: I’m not sure. I only deal with hundreds.
KYLE: That’s a good question, man. I use a debit card. How can you ask me this stuff?
ADVANTAGE: Tie. Alexander Hamilton would be bummed.
WINNER: Erica tops Kyle and his mustache, 6 to 4.